domingo, 4 de octubre de 2009

Better to drink wine... or beer...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...  And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,


 In beer there is freedom,


 In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor). Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,


Wine = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!!



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, my friend Diego sent it to me as part of his good-citizen-of-the-world public service!



See ya when i see ya...

2 comentarios:

  1. "Beer before wine, makes you feel fine.
    Wine before beer, makes you feel queer."

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  2. jajaja damn I have to stop drinking so much water...

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